149+ Nerdy WiFi Names for Every Geek Out There

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If you’re here the chances are that you’re a nerd. But a cool one, right? That is why you are here to pick some best nerdy wifi names for 2019!

Jokes apart, I think nerds are cool. After all, it’s 2019.

Well, I won’t go deeper to the definition of Nerd according to the Google result because that might obviously offend you. It might offend me too as well because I’m also a nerd. But I swear I’m a cool one 😉

But if you don’t know what a nerd is, here’s the definition according to Wikipedia – A nerd is a person seen as overly intellectual, obsessive, introverted or lacking social skills. Such a person may spend inordinate amounts of time on unpopular, little known, or non-mainstream activities.

If you’re sure that you’re a geeky person then go ahead with this post…

It’s time to show your geeky side to your neighborhood. These amazing collection of wifi names are sure to make you pick the geekiest one for your router! Psst… We’ve also stolen some of these nerdy wifi names from Reddit.

Collection of WiFi Names for Nerds

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No pun intended – just for fun! 😀

 Here’s an ultimate list of geeky wifi names for every nerd out there. 😉

  • I love GoT
  • F.R.I.E.N.D.S Obsessed
  • You’re Boring
  • Device Battery Down
  • User Prohibited
  • Dial-up Internet
  • Go Get a Friggin Life
  • Airplane Mode Activated
  • Restricted Area
  • Turn Your WiFi On
  • Free WiFi for Books n Coffee
  • No Devices Found
  • Broken Device
  • Can’t Connect Right Now
  • I love Granola Bars
  • Orea Man/Woman
  • Crushed By Candy
  • cxxxx{}:::::::::::::::::::::::>
  • Warrior Prince/Princess
  • Max User Connected
  • Limited Connection
  • 100 GB Free Data
  • Data Loading
  • Secret Network
  • Router Unavailable
  • She Wants the D-link

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Nerdy Names for WiFi

  • All Men Must WiFi
  • Wizards of WiFi Place
  • From Paris With LAN
  • The Secret Chamber
  • Wi-So Serious
  • Touch To Blast Your Phone
  • Stop Being Such a Nerd
  • WiFi Expired
  • Charge Your Phone
  • Router Under Maintenance
  • WiFi Limit Exceeded
  • Network Under Maintenance
  • I’m a Cool Batman
  • We’re Invisible
  • Shut Off Your Damn Speakers
  • Virus.exe
  • The WiFi Fanatic
  • Free Data Storage
  • WiFi for Sale
  • The WiFi of Asgard
  • Lunatic WiFi Network
  • Jarvis, What’s the WiFi Password?
  • The WiFi of Oz
  • Funny Nerd Names
  • The WiFi Soldier
  • The Lord of the Pings
  • LAN of Steel
  • You’re Blacklisted
  • Suck on My WiFi
  • HowIMetYourWi-Fi
  • The Big Bang Broadband
  • This is Not Free Either
  • WiFi Panda
  • The WiFi Godfather

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Nerdy WiFi Network Names

  • Find the nearest Wi-Fi Café
  • WiFire Network
  • Yeah, I set up a password
  • Your selfies suck
  • NotTheWiFiYouAreLookingFor
  • OurInternetIsFasterThanYours
  • Sending You the WiFi Bill
  • Unknown Error
  • Trojan Detected
  • Virus.exe
  • Loading Failed!
  • Press 1 for WiFi
  • Unsecured Wi-Fi
  • Ultra-Fast Network
  • Network Crashed
  • Session Expired
  • Router Down
  • Router Exploded
  • No password needed
  • Refresh Your Device
  • Technical Fault

nerdy wifi names

  • Scan Your Device
  • It’s Free, Enjoy
  • Technical Fault
  • Look No Wires at all
  • I Know Who You Are
  • Connect and Die
  • We Can Hear You Guys
  • Your Ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
  • Can I have your number?
  • I am Snooping on you right now
  • Haunted House
  • iPOISONED
  • Enter Wireless World
  • Everyday I’m buffering…
  • Hottest Spot
  • Hackulous
  • Savage Club
  • LOL-Fi
  • Funny-Fi

nerdy wifi names

  • Romeo – Seeking Juliet
  • FLAMEboyANT
  • It Wasn’t Me
  • Rolling On The Floor Surfing
  • Router, I hardly Know Her
  • Gateway to Happiness
  • Nothing On My Wi-Fi
  • God is watching you
  • iWishiHadFasterInternet
  • 500GBPS Speed
  • Yet Another WiFi Router
  •  WiFi Prohibited
  • Please use me…
  • Don’t Use this One
  • Municipal Free WiFi
  • Password is Password
  • Not Paid By Your Dad
  • My Neighbors Are Boring
  • Who are you?
  • Homeless People ONLY
  • Stop Sneaking On My Bedroom

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Clever Geeky Router Names

  • We Are From Deep Web
  • We Rule The Deep Web
  • Hacking in Progress
  • Broken Device
  • Phishing Network

wifi names for geeks

  • Fake WiFi
  • Way To DARK WEB
  • Test WiFi
  • Nerdy Wireless Babe
  • Countdown Start 5… 4… 3… 2… 1
  • Hackers Den
  • Time Bomb
  • Virus Injected Successfully
  • Trojan Injected Successfully
  • Tracking Your Location
  • Finding Your Credit Card Details
  • [email protected] Network
  • I’ll [email protected] Your Device
  • Session Hijacked
  • Obtaining Your IP
  • Setting Up Things For You
  • Your IP Blocked
  • Your Access Denied!
  • Patrol Police 7
  • Ransomware Attack Warning
  • Emergency Internet Services
  • Hidden Hackers Waiting
  • I can read your emails
  • Spam Local Area Network
  • This Wi-Fi Is Infected
  • Want Some Smelly Virus?

If you made it till the end – you’re awesome! 🙂

You might like to check this helpful post on changing wifi names and passwords.

I hope I helped you in picking the best nerdy Wifi names for your router and Network SSID. If I missed something and you’d like to add some cool nerdy name, feel free to comment! 🙂

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