200+ Funny WiFi Names to Crack Up Your Neighbors

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Have you just bought a brand new router and a WiFi connection?

Or you have it already for a while, and it has an old, boring name?

Either way, you’re in the right place!  😀

Picking the funniest name for your WiFi or Hotspot isn’t an easy task. You need to be creative, unique and funny at the same time. And no, I’m not telling you to waste your precious hours looking them up on different websites.

But fret not my friend, because today I’m going to list out some utterly funny wifi names that will give your neighbors or friends a burst of hearty laughter!

But before we start, let’s summarize the reasons why you should have a hilarious WiFi name:

  • This would serve as a conversation starter with your friends or crush.
  • It is likely to make the people nearby who discover your network smile.
  • It will make someone curious to know about the person behind the WiFi name!

So now we have got plenty of cool reasons to choose WiFi names that are funny. Let’s go get these funny network names to crack up your neighbor.

Here goes the list of funny WiFi names:

Funny WiFi Names

  • Free Slow Internet 
  • Stop Using My WiFi 
  • Hack Me If You Can 
  • Kiss My Axe 
  • XBOX Sign out 
  • Pooping with My WiFi On 
  • 512 KBPS 
  • Don’t Even Try To! 
  • Large Fries for WiFi Password 
  • Get Off My WiFi 
  • Password Is My Name 
  • You are Being Watched 
  • I’ve Seen You Naked 
  • It Was a Mistake 
  • Ass_ass_in 
  • Cereal killer 
  • Your Fart Wakes Me Up 
  • Free Virus 
  • WiFi Unavailable 
  • Stop Sleeping With My WiFi 
  • Banana hammock 
  • Anonymouse 
  • A collection of Cells 
  • I Can See Your Pixels 

funny wifi names

  • Hitler Killer
  • Dead Skunk
  • Dennis the Tennis Menace
  • It Hurts When IP
  • The Incredible Sulk
  • Virus.EXE
  • Get Your Own WiFi
  • Lord of the Pings
  • We’re the Sentinelese
  • Internet Costs $$
  • Don’t Touch My Daughter
  • 404 Not F0und
  • Thanks for Asking!
  • I’m the Internet
  • SlowInternetSlowFap
  • My Neighbours Suck
  • Your Pants Stink
  • Not a WiFi Digger
  • WiFi When You Can Walk
  • Facetime ###-#### for Password
  • Clash of LANs
  • Connected, Secured
  • Sorry, No Free Porn
  • Your Fart Wakes Me Up
  • Free Virus
  • How I Met Your WiFi
  • WiFi Unavailable
  • Alice in WonderLAN
  • Free WiFi from 12 am
  • WiFi Out of Service
  • Password: F*ck You
  • Hidden Cam #2
  • Keep Scrolling
  • I Pooped In Your Pool
  • If I Had Your WiFi Wouldn’t Need Internet
  • Looking for a New WiFi
  • No Money No Honey
  • Get Off My PLANe
  • Clam Router
  • WiFi LANd
  • To Use, Bring Booze
  • Winternet is Coming
  • Springternet is Coming
  • Stop Sleeping With My WiFi
  • Use At Your Own Risk
  • Access Denied
  • Connect and Die
  • This Is Not Free Either

funny ssid names

  • Funny Guy WiFi
  • Spy Network
  • The Password is Googoogaga
  • Illuminati Private Network
  • No WiFi No Porn
  • WiFiCrashers Not Allowed
  • Privacy is a Myth
  • Gone for Phishing
  • I’m Cheating on my WiFi
  • I’m in your Closet
  • I Slept With Your WiFi
  • Free WiFi Only for Chicks
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • Searching for Free WiFi…
  • Will You Be MY WiFi?
  • Searching 4G-Spot
  • Not Your Generous Neighbor
  • WiFi so Serious?
  • Free Public WiFi
  • La La LAN
  • I Can Hear You Fap
  • Connectile Dysfunction
  • Satan Rocks My Socks
  • I Spy your WiFi
  • Router? I hardly knew her!
  • TellYourWifiNeedMyPantsBack
  • Mary Had a Little LAN
  • Wi-Fight for the Right
  • Wi Believe I can Fi
  • No WiFi No Cry
  • Your Old Modem
  • I have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend
  • Sold My Friend’s Kidney for WiFi
  • A Fool will Click Here
  • Spongebob WiFiPants
  • WiFi on Fire
  • Free Trojan Supply
  • WiFi and Martini
  • John WiFick
  • WiFi Hangover
  • Funny GuyFi
  • Leave My WiFi Alone
  • I’m Not Your WiFi
  • Password is Password
  • I Now Announce You Man and WiFi
  • 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t One
  • Sign Up for Free WiFi
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • You All Need Jesus
  • Ain’t Nobody Got time for That
  • Everyday I’m Buffering
  • Yell Eggroll For Password
  • Yell “Doggy” to know password
  • Say “Okay Google” for password
  • Use Me!
  • Clean My House for Free WiFi
  • Use At Your Own Risk
  • Go Sleep Baby
  • WiFi on Rent
  • God’s Watching You
  • Mom Use This One!
  • Click Here Mom!
  • 1 TBps
  • PorkFi
  • WiBaconFi
  • Your Dog Shits In My Yard
  • Your WiFi My Kids
  • Not Free So Use 3G
  • Not for Kids
  • Who’s Your Daddy?
  • It’s ill-Eagle
  • It Burns When IP
  • G-Spot
  • Martin Router King
  • Sorry I’m Not Santa
  • WeCanHearYouHavingSex
  • WeCanHearYouNotHavingSex
  • You Really Should Cover Your Webcam
  • All You Bandwidth Belong To Us!
  • What’s Up?
  • Shut Up Your Dogs
  • Squirtle Squad
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Your WiFi is Cheating
  • Router No. 69
  • Your Kids Are Annoying AF
  • Your Music is BORING
  • My Own Private Network
  • Get Off My WLAN
  • Go Eat McDonald’s
  • You Smell Like Fish
  • Wifi Allergic to Stealers
funny wifi names
Funny network names
  • No WiFi for Wankers
  • Bring Beer and Women to 404
  • Stop Smelling My Socks Peter
  • Peter Ate My Cake
  • Stop Wearing My Undies Jake
  • Smell my Socks
  • You are fired!
  • Connect and I Call The Cops
  • Free for 1 Day
  • LAN Before Time
  • I’m At Your Door
  • BuyAnotherCupYouCheapSkate
  • You’re All Noobs
  • Your WiFi’s With Me
  • FBI Agent #448
  • Ouch! SatOnMyNuts
  • Harry Stop Using Our WiFi
  • 50 Shades of WiFi
  • LANana Stand
  • Friday Night Party @ 108
  • Son of a Gun
  • Focker’s WiFi
  • My WiFi Hates You
  • Mi-Fi, not your-fi
  • My WiFi Has a Nice Hot Spot
  • Bob’s Unsecured House of Wifi
  • My Dog Wanna Poop on Your Door
  • I Can Read Your Mails
  • I Hacked Your Laptop Cam
  • Titanic Syncing
  • WI-FIght the Inevitable?
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Bill Clinternet
  • No WiFi for Small Weenies
  • Don’tYouWishYourWiFiWasHotLikeMe
  • Not Free So Use 3G
  • TheLANnistersSendTheirRegards
  • Hidden Network
  • $5 for an Hour
  • Flyer Than Your Average WIFI
  • Say Hello to your Daddy

Here ends the list of ultimate funny WiFi names. Do you have any suggestions for funny SSID names or want to share your input? Then don’t forget to comment below. 🙂

If you’re wondering how you can change your wifi name and password check out this post.

Bonus:

Here’s a reaction video to the funny ssid names:

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