Cool WiFi Names for Your Router [2019 Edition]

Are you one of those notorious people in the neighborhood who wants to appear cool in every way? Do you wanna be like #MyWiFiBeTheCoolest? Because I’m sure you want to. 😉

I’ve found a way to do so – show your coolness through your WiFi name!

Yes, you’ve heard it right! The only way to appear as a cool and savage person is to have a WiFi name that catches attention. Won’t it feel amazing when you’ll make someone smile with your creativity?

I hope you already know that all WiFi networks have names which you set by your choice. Also known as SSID or Service Set IDentifiers, these names are visible to your computer network and let you see nearby networks that you might like to connect to.

So in short, anyone can see the name you keep for your router! I can understand the pressure you have right now for finding and naming the coolest name for your wireless network!

Without further ado, let’s quickly move on to the list of coolest WiFi names:

Cool WiFi Names Collection

  • Guess Where We Live
  • Google Was My Idea
  • Safe Levels of Radiation
  • 13C is the Loneliest Number
  • Is it me you’re looking for?
  • I’m Watching You
  • Wu Tang LAN
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • Open Sesame
  • Hey You!
  • Keep it on the Download
  • John’s full name in CAPS, no space
  • The Password is…
  • Everyday I’m buffering
  • We’ve Got the Goods
  • Living on the Wire
  • Join My Bandwidth
  • Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  • W^3
  • WiFi Art Thou Romeo
  • Wi-Fry Chicken
  • Russian Hackers
  • You are so Wonk
  • The Prophet
  • 1 MB is Never Enough
  • I was an X Man
  • Couldn’t Find a Cool Name
  • My Crown My Kingdom
  • WiFi Not Found
  • Brain Cord Connection
  • Internet Monster
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • Lag Out Loud
  • No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo

funny cool wifi names

  • And Don’t You Come Back
  • Hit the Road Jack Input
  • Blind Sight
  • Lifeblood
  • Poonshangle
  • The Dark Knet
  • I Love My Neighbor
  • Covet not thy neighbor’s WiFi
  • Talk Less, Work more
  • Come and clean up my house
  • Free for 1 day
  • Hack Me If You Can
  • Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • Pokemon Slo
  • Modem Pole
  • Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  • Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  • WiFi Fever
  • Hi-fi WiFi
  • Now you see me…
  • AA Meeting
  • Why Fly When You Can WiFi
  • Life on the Line
  • Cut the Wire
  • Wi-Fi, do you love me?
  • Life on the Line
  • Since 1997
  • No Wires, Still alive and working
  • NoFreeSoGetStuffed
  • Optimus Prime
  • Pump it. ROUTER!
  • Bring Booze To Use
  • iDroppin’
  • Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
  • New England Clam Router
  • Please Use Me
  • Trump Network
  • Trumpyard Network
  • Let Them Use it
  • StayOFFmy router
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • I am the Internet, AMA
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
  • Fork You Beach
  • Dora the Internet Explorer
  • We’re the FBI
  • This is your LAN

cool awesome names for wifi

More WiFi Names that sound Cool 

  • Troy and Abed in the Modem
  • Not a Crackhead
  • F.R.I.E.N.D.S Forever
  • Doctor Strange
  • A Lannister Always Surfs The Net
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • The Beast
  • Enter the Dragon’s Network
  • Clear Your Cookies and Sins First
  • Say Hello to Hell
  • Who’s the Daddy?
  • It Wasn’t Me
  • You Can’t See Me
  • You Stole My Bacon
  • For The Love of Router
  • No More Mister Wi-Fi
  • Routers of Rohan
  • Lucking Fntelligent
  • Online Ninja
  • All Cool Names Are Taken
  • Bill Nye The Nazi Spy
  • LAN Solo
  • Ping’s Landing
  • Area 51 Test Site
  • Porque-Fi
  • The Creep Next Door

cool router names

  • Ye Olde Internet
  • Test Wi-Fi Please Ignore
  • This Ain’t a Meth Lab
  • Zelda a Linksys To The Past
  • One WiFi With Many Users
  • Call Me for Password
  • Wham Bam Thank You LAN
  • Don’t Try to Hack
  • Not In Your Range
  • Hillary’s Clinternet
  • Zombies Ate My Neighbor
  • Flamingos for Sale
  • Your Session has Exp!red
  • You have been blocked
  • It’s so ice-solated
  • Let’s crack the PASSWORD
  • The Faithful LAN
  • This Is Not Free Either
  • The Wi-Fi Next Door
  • Satan Rocks My Socks
  • Internet Costs $$
  • I’m Cooler Than You
  • I Kissed Your Daughter
  • Go Home Tourists
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • Nacho WiFi
  • Move On
  • Keep Scrolling
  • Happy Guessing!
  • Happy WiFi Happy LiFi
  • Reserved for Guests I Hate
  • That’s What She SSID
  • Your Wifi is in Another Castle
  • You Click, I Pay
  • Close your bathroom curtains
  • You’re WiFired!
  • No Soup For You
  • Gone Catfishing
  • Vladimir Routin
  • Vladimir Computin
  • InsuLAN
  • Rebellious Amish Family
  • Gee Spot
  • [your neighbor’s address] bathroom cam
  • Lag-o-less
  • Lord of the Pings
  • Yell ‘Eggroll’ for Password
  • Stop Freeloading
  • Grow a Pair Then Ask Me B*tch
  • Son of a Gun
  • Only for Zombies
  • Free WiFi
  • Talk less, Work More

awesome cool wifinames

Few More Names You’ll Like

  • No Sneaky Peaky
  • Sold my Kidney for Free Internet
  • I Killed Bill
  • Fastest Internet in the Neighborhood
  • IsThisTheKrustyCrab
  • Secret Meth L@B
  • IP then I POOP
  • One Network to Rule Them All
  • Lord of the WANs
  • Agent Smith
  • Let’s Hack The Planet
  • Apartment no. 666
  • Sending You My WiFi Bill
  • Let’s Split the Wifi Bill
  • Hacker-Free Zone
  • FBI is Looking for Me
  • I’m Coming For You
  • Be My Valentine
  • You’re All Noobies
  • Bake Me a Cake
  • Don’t Touch Me
  • 50 Shades of WiFi
  • My WiFi Be The Coolest
  • I’ve Got the Best In Town

Tips for Choosing a Cool WiFi Name

Whether you decide to go with one of the cool Network SSIDs mentioned above or something made you, here are a few important things you should take care of:

  • Look for a unique but unforgettable name.
  • Never ever put in personal information like your name, address, apartment/house number, birth date, etc.
  • Never make the router’s name related to the network password.
  • Avoid offensive or provoking SSIDs names that might make your network a target for hackers.

If you want to change your wifi name or password across different devices check this post: How to Change WiFi Name and Password Across Different Devices

If you made it till the end, here’s a video for you to help you use Emojis in your WiFi name:

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cool wifi names collection 2019

If you want to give your suggestions for cool wifi names, leave them in the comments section below. We’d be happy to include it in our ultimate list!

Happy WiFying 😀



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